as i sit here, eating a sugary donut, stalking someone one facebook while i should be working and drowning in royal wedding news, i have been reflecting.
i am giving myself a title.
i shall hitherto be referred to as:
Her Royal Highness, Duchess of Hillside, Lady Skye McLain, Baronness of White Oak, Heir to the Hawthorne Estate
write that down. don't want you forgetting it.
if you ask nicely, you can call me HRH for short.